It’s that Tinman again, doing for Shakespeare and Harry Potter what no man has done before.
This week’s Daily Post Writing Challenge is “Stylish Imitation”, so here is the world’s most famous playwright telling the world’s most famous story…
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Alarums, fanfares and trumpets. Enter Harry, Hermione and Ron.
Harry: When shall we three meet again?
Hermione: Next term at Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh, true. (they exit home for the holidays)
Enter He Who Must Not Be Named.
Voldemort (oops, sorry): Fast fare thy failure, Potter, with thy stupid scar
I’ll kill thee fore you can say, er “Nascar”.
Ghost of Nearly Headless Nick enters.
Voldemort: Sodeth off, thou twerp. (Nick exits, pursued by his career).
First Day of New Term. Enter Harry, Hermione and Ron.
Hermione: Grave news. (Holds up skull). Dobby is not to be.
Harry: Alas, poor Dobby. I knew him well.
Hermione: Not well.
Harry: I can see that.
Hermione: No, the word “well”…
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Enjoyed it first time round. I too wish we could vote for him.
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Why is a picture of your most faithful follower never in your “community” sidebar?
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Tinman is there. Six rows down on the right you will find an avatar with a Tinman
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It’s mine that is missing! I know many of the others.
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I can’t see me either, Viv! Don’t take it personally.
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PS you are there now…
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It’s WordPress I’m griping at, not really bothered for me!
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Linda, this I didn’t get all – but … maybe I’m not British enough !!! By the way … Viv are in the side bar … see her very clearly.
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I reckon WP put us all in a sack and shake out a few each day.
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Yes, you’re right it change so soon my have made a replay.
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I can see Viv! That Tinman is very clever. Thanks for the great reblog. I hope that you slept better and more comfortably last night.
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Wicked clever!
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Tinman: an unsung comic genius. Hope those judges recognise that.
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24th: What no joke? Is Tilly OK?
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I’m on it now!
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phew!
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Yet again, Till, thanks so much for re-blogging this 🙂
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Wish I could do more to promote you…though, come to think of it, now you’ve been FPed (well-deserved and not before time), you should be promoting me 😉
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