Joke 549

23 Sep


From ahajokes.

English: The main cellblock taken by ghostiegu...

English: The main cellblock taken by ghostieguide dec 22 2005 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Some years ago, Mike was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Mike was a good person and made arrangements for Mike to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Mike was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community, and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

The warden was remodelling his kitchen and had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build the large countertop which he had promised to his wife. He called Mike into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.

But, alas, Mike refused. He told the warden, “Gosh, I’d really like to help you, but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place.”


13 Responses to “Joke 549”

  1. terry1954 September 23, 2012 at 04:21 #

    that was a funny one. i am glad that he was discovered to be more than a prisoner. this is wonderful!!!


  2. katharinetrauger September 23, 2012 at 04:25 #

    Brilliant. Thanks 🙂


  3. siggiofmaine September 23, 2012 at 04:40 #



  4. judithatwood September 23, 2012 at 07:03 #



  5. misswhiplash September 23, 2012 at 09:13 #

    That’s better,,back on form,,,that was a good’en


  6. adinparadise September 23, 2012 at 09:32 #

    Hehehe. Very good, Tilly. 😀


  7. viveka September 23, 2012 at 13:20 #

    Tilly … priceless – that is a great one, again. No Maltesers yet, by the way.


  8. Rorybore September 23, 2012 at 13:26 #

    I tried to anticipate what the punchline might be, but alas: you’ve got me again! LOL


  9. grannymar September 23, 2012 at 16:01 #

    Now that I didn’t expect.


  10. slpmartin September 23, 2012 at 20:45 #

    I got a a chuckle out of this one.


  11. robincoyle September 24, 2012 at 03:45 #

    Muhahahaha. That is so bad it is good!


  12. idiosyncratic eye September 24, 2012 at 19:04 #

    I can only echo robincoyle’s comment. It is bad. 🙂


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