Joke 550

24 Sep

From drpsychotic.com.

LEGO Pirates #38

LEGO Pirates #38 (Photo credit: mac_filko)

A pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle.  While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth.  This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. 

Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into rum!”   The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals.  Simultaneously, the Genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two castaways considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: “Now ye’ve done it!!   We’re gonna have to pee in the boat.”

XXX

A bonus joke:

How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck an ear!   Arrrrrrrr!

XXX

And one especially for my American readers:

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It’s rated arrrrrrrr.

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14 Responses to “Joke 550”

  1. misswhiplash September 24, 2012 at 07:34 #

    what can one say to that….very funny and i loved it…stupid pirate!

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  2. vivinfrance September 24, 2012 at 07:57 #

    😀 Unforeseen consequences often follow wishes come true. I don’t get the third one – not being American..

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  3. adinparadise September 24, 2012 at 09:56 #

    😀

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  4. OyiaBrown September 24, 2012 at 11:03 #

    Reblogged this on OyiaBrown.

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  5. sharechair September 24, 2012 at 11:16 #

    ha ha! You don’t have “Arrrrrrrrr” in the UK?

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  6. terry1954 September 24, 2012 at 15:18 #

    haha, that was funny!

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  7. slpmartin September 24, 2012 at 17:04 #

    Oh…now that really was pretty funny.

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  8. restlessjo September 24, 2012 at 20:20 #

    I’m a sucker for Lego pirates. (and awful jokes)

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 27, 2012 at 16:23 #

      Then you are definitely in the right place: bad jokes come as standard and if there’s the option of thirty pictures from Zemanta and only one is Lego, I’ll take the Lego pic every time 🙂

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  9. benzeknees September 25, 2012 at 02:36 #

    Loving those – never thought of those consequences!

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  10. judithatwood September 26, 2012 at 03:05 #

    Another good one!

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  11. Perfecting Motherhood September 27, 2012 at 02:41 #

    I told my son the buccaneer joke the other day, he loved it!

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