Molly needed to go out at six-thirty this dull Sunday morning, so I found myself watching Sky News. There was an item about a gun bar in Las Vegas, where tourists can use a shooting range. I mention it because the owner glories in the name of Genghis Cohen.
Is that not the best name you’ve ever heard? Surely not his own? He must have changed it by deed poll.
He is Australian. I don’t know why that’s relevant; it just is.
INSERT: Checking Zemanta for pictures to illustrate this post, I discovered that Genghis Cohen is not the name of the bar owner, but of the bar. What can I tell you? It was 06:42 when I watched it.
INSERT: Is it bizarre that I can get confused about the name but know the exact time I watched the report?
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I’ve blogged about names before so, as it is a Sunday and a special day and I am bleary-eyed because of my cross-legged dog, I have cobbled together bits from four old posts for your delectation.
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Charlie Brown once said:
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Why me?”
Then a voice answers, “Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”
You’ve got to ask yourself why a seven-year old boy is asking ‘Why me?’ It’s a little creepy.
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I wrote the next bit in January of this year; quite a few of these couples are no longer together. Should the Hub and I be worried?
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Bennifer was the name for J-Lo and Ben Affleck; why not Fleckz?
Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes could be Cromes instead of Tomkat.
Zac Efron and Vaness Hudgens are nicknamed Zanessa; Fudge would be much more fun.
Brad and Ange are Brangelina; can you think of a better one?
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have become Kerrbloom. I prefer Bloke.
John Mayer got the nickname Johnifer after he dated Jennifer Aniston. Was she Bran when she was married to Mr Pitt?
Reese and Jake are known as Gyllenspoon. How about Reek?
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are Kurban. I like Kidur.
I’m Tilly Bud, married to the Hub.
We should be known as Thud; or A Tilly The Hub.
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My given name is Linda. Let’s see who skim reads. It was given to me forty-nine years ago today. My Mum’s friend had already taken Mum’s first choice of Amanda for her daughter, born a couple of months before me. I never met that friend…
My name may once have been a diminutive of Belinda, just as I am a diminutive of a regular-sized person.
In Spanish it means pretty.
Before my head swells like a cobra’s, in German it means snake. Also soft, tender, weak. The Germans don’t miss a trick.
The Italians say I’m neat. Thanks, Italy; I think you’re pretty neat, too.
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I have told the next (true) story so many times, I’m sure you all know it; but today I get to do what I like, so here it is again:
When I was a teenager I was friends with a couple called Colin Healing and Faith Willis; they were fairly serious until he asked her to marry him.
She turned him down because she refused to become Mrs Faith Healing.
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The name of the Hub’s orthopaedic surgeon when he had his bike accident was Ponky Firer. Thinking about it, his name probably still is Ponky Firer.
Yes, it is: I just Googled him. It’s thanks to him that the Hub has a working wrist; he inserted a metal plate and six screws and, so long as the Hub doesn’t get too close to any strong magnets, he’s fine (if he ignores the arthritis which comes with age and battered bodies. Ah, age; don’t get me started).
Do you have a name story? Drop it in the comment box.
Have a great day! I’m going to.
You’re on good form today, Tilly – and on your birthday, why wouldn’t you be? I keep scattering many happies all over your links, so I won’t say it again.
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Thank you, Viv dear. No post yet 😦
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If posts like this result, TB, you should get up early every day (as opposed to having a daily birthday, I guess). Either way, though I’m glad I’m reading it, even if I haven’t had my own coffee yet (brewing).
My sister’s is a Linda. She’s beautiful, too. My folks chose it because the loved the old Mills Brothers song. I’m sure you must have heard it. If not, you can find it at YouTube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX0849fmKho
Peace to you, today and always, & thanks again for always making my morning (afternoon, evening) worth sitting down at the keyboard for.
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No, I don’t know that one. Thanks 🙂
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All the crazy names that people gives their children today – it’s so scary and the poor child has to live it for a whole life. I was named after the famous actress Viveka Lindfors, Swedish and very famous on Broadway. I have always spelled my name wrongly until 9/11 – Wiveca. My nickname while working aboard has been Wivi – and my mum call me Wiga, because on of my best friends son when he was small 3 years old called me Wiga. My two other names Thea Maria I love too. Viveka comes from German and means woman.
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Wow! That’s a lot of names for one person 🙂
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Slightly confused by the birthday thing – if it is indeed today then a very Happy Birthday to you. I thought you had said you were re-posting, so your birthday has passed. No? Oh well, no doubt I have failed the test, due to over-thinking probably.. Would sending you a bag of Maltesers help you to overlook my failure? :
😉
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I read back and you’re right, it is confusing. Sorry! It was my birthday yesterday 🙂
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you…Happy Birthday daer Tilly, Happy Birthday to you! And many, many more. You are the best! Hugs!
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Thanks! Did you see the joke for Bill?
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Many happy returns of the day. I hope it is a day full of fun and little surprises.
The worst name I ever came across was William Pius – That poor young man would be known all his school days as Willie Pee!
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That’s awful! Poor boy!
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I was supposed to be Rosemary but according to old Irish superstition, one does not nane a baby after someone who died young or tragically. My father’s sister had been named Rosemary and lived only a few hours. Then my father chose Rosemarie. Again my grandmother said, “Too close.” Then it was Marie. But there was already a Marie in the family and my mother didn’t like the confusion. So my mother picked Diane (my true given name which I despise) from a movie magazine. So I am stuck with Diane, though I mostly go by Diane Marie, but my blog name is mairedubh, which is dark Mary in Irish. And that’s my name story.
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Wow! I’m learning that names are complicated 🙂
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Hippo birdie!
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A very happy birthday to you. xx
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Happy Birthday!!! 🙂
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Happy Birthday – I hope the day continues to be as “neat” as it has begun!
I knew a boy called “Billy Bee” when I was younger. It doesn’t sound to strange, except over here it is also a brand of honey. Also, another poor boy who had the misfortune to be born to parents with a somewhat wonky sense of humour – or else no amount of thought whatsoever, bearing the last name of “Evan”. Perhaps they were just lazy and couldn’t think of another name to bestow upon their firstborn. Thus, “Evan Evan”. No kidding.
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That’s just cruel.
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Happy birthday! Your name, Linda, is more common than my name, Glenda. But, I prefer my blog name, gigi. Lol.
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There’s something lighthearted about Gigi 🙂
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Happy birthday Tilly! Linda is a pretty name, I don’t have anything for it in French but I like the Spanish translation. My doctors names are safe names, I have Doctor Wool, Doctor Kay, Doctor Howe, Doctor Earle. Good solid names.
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Comforting when you’ve got a growth in your ears 🙂
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I got off pretty easily Linda. My father was mad about the goddess Diana, and my mother was a Francohphile so they named me Dianne, which is French.
My poor sister was supposed to be a boy named Mike, but Mom put her foot down and my sister is named Michelle which is the feminine of Mike.
My Mom is named June with means Jane in Dutch. Her grandmother was Named Juntje which is Dutch for Jane.
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Names are complicated 🙂
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this was good, loved the charlie brown, he is always my fav
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I know the day is almost over, but I’m playing catch up again. Happy Birthday, Tilly! I still managed to get it in!
Ponky Firer is a great name!
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Hope you’re having a really happy birthday, Tilly the Hub. 🙂 Love it!
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Happy Birthday!!
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Happy Birthday!
Glad you were born!
😀
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You are so sweet!
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Ooops! Missed your birthday. Hope it was a great one. Wasn’t Genghis Cohen a mate of Colin the Barbarian?
I went to school with Justin Stead (true). Story was his parents wanted a girl…
My dentist in Durham was Graeme Dentith (also true-http://www.durhamcitysmiles.co.uk/). I once asked if there were other dentists in his family. Apparently they are farmers.
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Brilliant!
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Happy Birthday Linda (Tilly Bud)! I hope you have a great day! I’m sending wishes for Maltesers for you! BTW my first name is also Lynda (just spelled different).
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Thanks Lynda 🙂
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I went to school with a John Thomas, which was fine until I read DH Lawrence.
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In Kidder where I grew up there was a firm of estate agents called Dolittle and Dalley.
http://www.doolittle-dalley.co.uk/ – they are still going strong…
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You’re kidding!
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both are true
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Happy Birthday, Tilly Bud – you’re older than I (only just…) which probably explains why I had to look up ‘delectation’, And we’re both Librans (not that I believe in that stuff). And there’s nothing weird about Charlie Brown – you were just born (on this day) with an abnormally cheerful disposition 😉
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You forgot to say that I am pompous – which is why you had to look up ‘delectation’ 🙂
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Happy birthday, Till, sorry I missed it yesterday, I hope you had a great, Malteser-filled day.
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Today and every day, thank you 🙂
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The birthday just keeps on going – a belated happy birthday – and feel free to have a happy day today as well!
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Thank you. As punishment for your insolence, I have referenced your blog in today’s post 😉
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Funny stories on the name thing… but HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA!!!! 🙂
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