Plus the box on my bedside table and the empty one in the recycling bin.
Don’t tell me I’m not predictable.
Or environmentally friendly.
Plus the box on my bedside table and the empty one in the recycling bin.
Don’t tell me I’m not predictable.
Or environmentally friendly.
From ajokeaday.com.
Battleship HMS Swiftsure at gunnery practice on the East Indies Station in the summer of 1913. (Photo credit: Konabish ~ Greg Bishop)
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)