Bring In Arms Fat Mummy

2 Oct

The searches that found my blog in September are rather dull.  Have I become respectable without noticing?

There were a couple of rude ones that I refuse to share on a family blog, but here’s the best of the rest:

The Laughing Housewife – discusses the parts that other blogs cannot reach

  • housewife feet
  • seven of nine butt
  • mop on head
  • south indian actress ugly armpit photos
  • rubbing my hubby feet
  • male armpits
  • dirty feet worship
  • julia roberts biceps
  • bring in arms fat mummy

The weirdos are back

  • damp armpit dentistry
  • two person fart
  • skinny guy that looks like a rat and a fat girl that looks like a cow what would the baby look like
  • fat rats nibbling toes
  • hairy legs fetish archive

I thought that was goats

  • donkeys having kids

I totally get why they ended up here

  • hysterical housewife
  • manky pictures
  • drunk housewife
  • good looking family
  • cow methane monitor
  • my cooking is so horrible

They must read the daily joke

  • dirt and rubbish

I suspect these searchers may have been drunk housewives themselves

  • fny old and yung enterviw carton jocke
  • what is interesting for a housewife
  • your form elopes with my desirous pillow
  • kerala girl full under sheving
  • it me the bird.lady my budgies throw out a baby now i have two baby

Is there any other kind?

  • boris johnson bad hair

    English: Mayor of London, Boris Johnson poses ...

    English: Mayor of London, Boris Johnson poses for a photo prior to ringing the opening bell at NASDAQ on September 14, 2009. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • farringdon mice quotes
  • bald speccy

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34 Responses to “Bring In Arms Fat Mummy”

  1. Elaine - I used to be indecisive October 2, 2012 at 12:13 #

    It does make you wonder what some people are thinking…

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  2. judithatwood October 2, 2012 at 12:18 #

    Odd, but amusing, mostly! 😎

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  3. vivinfrance October 2, 2012 at 12:31 #

    Definitely weird. My searches are completely related to stuff I’ve posted – eg The Art of Mucha (a poem last April) still produces a few searches every day, as does my Victoria Sponge.

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife October 3, 2012 at 17:07 #

      I’m sure my searches must be related to what I’ve posted. I may have to go through my back catalogue and expunge…naah! This is too much fun 🙂

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  4. sharechair October 2, 2012 at 12:33 #

    There’s that armpit theme again…..

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  5. adinparadise October 2, 2012 at 13:15 #

    Poor Boris. 🙂

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  6. mairedubhtx October 2, 2012 at 13:32 #

    Love the Boris Johnson photo. Does he ever have a good hair day?

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  7. Al October 2, 2012 at 14:21 #

    Here’s an idea. A Boris Johnson/Donald Trump coiffe contest, loser shaves head forever. Also, the winner.

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  8. laurieanichols October 2, 2012 at 14:33 #

    I think that there must be a portal near your home that spews out these poor lost searches. Mine are so boring, they relate to everything that I write about. Yours are so entertaining. Doctor Who must have something to do with it.

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  9. terry1954 October 2, 2012 at 15:05 #

    enjoyed!!

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  10. Pseu October 2, 2012 at 17:47 #

    Ever wondered if Boris Johnson and Jimmy Saville are related?

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  11. Three Well Beings October 2, 2012 at 18:51 #

    If you ever decode how each of these odd searches traces directly back to what you’ve said, you will be eligible for government work! D

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  12. viveka October 2, 2012 at 19:46 #

    Boris are so much more fun than Donald *smile … There is one thing … you’re not and that’s dull. Just carry … Linda.

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  13. Tom (Aquatom1968) October 2, 2012 at 20:20 #

    The skinny guy/fat girl is a bit specific, Tilly… and why would anyone do an internet search for ‘my cooking is awful’… wouldn’t they already have that information? – perhaps they’re looking to see if anyone is worse! One weird coincidence I’m seeing of late is… mops. Weird!

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  14. Bridgesburning Chris King October 2, 2012 at 20:25 #

    They are hilarious and now you have made me curious so am off to check mine.

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  15. Jess October 3, 2012 at 07:06 #

    This post made me smile,isn’t it wired what some people put!

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  16. bluebee October 3, 2012 at 12:21 #

    Wish Sydney had such an interesting Lord Mayor

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  17. Tinman October 3, 2012 at 19:08 #

    I didn’t know you had Seven-of-Nine’s butt. You must be very proud.

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  18. eof737 October 5, 2012 at 03:48 #

    You crack me up with these lists… At least they find the humor behind the arms… no? 😆

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