From Will & Guy.
A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were as follows:
Q What warning was given by you?
A Horn.
Q What warning was given by the other party?
A Moo.
English: CowParade Prague 2004. #192 VESELÁ KRÁVA, Artist: Ondřej Skala. “The Laughing Cow”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
And these are from cowabashcowpalace.com
Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: What goes ooo ooo oooo?
A: A cow with no lips.
The Laughing Housewife 
as always, u crack me up!
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Groaners!
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Bovine!
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what do you call an old woman with a big bump on her head?
A silly moo…
I banged it on the corner of the window and it don’t ‘arf ‘urt……loved the jokes..where do you get ‘um
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😉
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Ow! Hope you feel better now.
I think of a word then Google it with ‘joke’. You can visit the links for more.
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Moouuuuu!
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“Laughing stock.” Love it! 😀
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The smile on that pink cow’s face is priceless. 😉
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Moo-y excellente!
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Oh, that last one really did catch me!
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