Joke 560

4 Oct

From Will & Guy.

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were as follows:

Q    What warning was given by you?
A    Horn.

Q    What warning was given by the other party?
A    Moo.

English: CowParade Prague 2004. #192 VESELÁ KR...

English: CowParade Prague 2004. #192 VESELÁ KRÁVA, Artist: Ondřej Skala. “The Laughing Cow”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

And these are from

Q:  What do you call a cow with no front legs?

A:  Lean Beef

Q:  What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A:  Laughing stock.

Q:  What goes ooo ooo oooo?

A:  A cow with no lips. 

12 Responses to “Joke 560”

  1. terry1954 October 4, 2012 at 04:12 #

    as always, u crack me up!


  2. benzeknees October 4, 2012 at 04:52 #



  3. SidevieW October 4, 2012 at 05:59 #



    • misswhiplashmisswhiplash October 4, 2012 at 08:07 #

      what do you call an old woman with a big bump on her head?
      A silly moo…

      I banged it on the corner of the window and it don’t ‘arf ‘urt……loved the jokes..where do you get ‘um


  4. grannymar October 4, 2012 at 10:00 #



  5. adinparadise October 4, 2012 at 13:54 #

    “Laughing stock.” Love it! 😀


  6. eof737 October 5, 2012 at 03:24 #

    The smile on that pink cow’s face is priceless. 😉


  7. Perfecting Motherhood October 5, 2012 at 17:54 #

    Moo-y excellente!


  8. lanceleuven October 6, 2012 at 10:54 #

    Oh, that last one really did catch me!



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