Joke 563

A senior police officer of the Hamburg police on assignment at Hamburg city hall, Germany. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Granny1947 for these words of wisdom.

• I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
• I am a nobody.  Nobody is perfect.  Therefore I am perfect.
• Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
• Heaven is Where:
  The Police are British
  The Chefs are Italian
  The Mechanics are German
  The Lovers are French and
  It’s all organized by the Swiss
  Hell is Where:
  The Police are German
  The Chefs are British
  The Mechanics are French
  The Lovers are Swiss and
  It’s all organized by the Italians