Joke 563

7 Oct
A senior police officer of the Hamburg police ...

A senior police officer of the Hamburg police on assignment at Hamburg city hall, Germany. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to Granny1947 for these words of wisdom.

  • I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • I am a nobody.  Nobody is perfect.  Therefore I am perfect.
  • Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  • Heaven is Where:
    The Police are British
    The Chefs are Italian
    The Mechanics are German
    The Lovers are French and
    It’s all organized by the Swiss
    Hell is Where:
    The Police are German
    The Chefs are British
    The Mechanics are French
    The Lovers are Swiss and
    It’s all organized by the Italians
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11 Responses to “Joke 563”

  1. jmgoyder October 7, 2012 at 04:09 #

    Where are the Aussies?

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  2. terry1954 October 7, 2012 at 04:25 #

    good, great!!!!

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  3. judithatwood October 7, 2012 at 05:06 #

    Still laughing out loud — especially the last one! Great Joke!

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  4. sharechair October 7, 2012 at 12:54 #

    I love the last one!

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  5. slpmartin October 8, 2012 at 04:16 #

    Oh…those made me laugh after a long day…thanks!

    Like

  6. grannymar October 8, 2012 at 09:09 #

    ‘I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.’ — I’m stealing that.

    Like

  7. katharinetrauger October 8, 2012 at 13:28 #

    Too cute! 😉

    Like

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