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Germs

10 Oct

 

TV Germs

TV Germs (Photo credit: dsb nola)

This is what the inside of my throat looks like, I’m sure.

I’ve got germs.  I’ve got the bug that’s been doing the rounds in this house, in this town, in this country, in other countries, in the blogosphere.

My family have had it.  My friends have had it.  My blogging friends and family have had it.  Now I have it.

It’s your fault.  I’m not talking to you.

 

Happy Birthday, Hub!

10 Oct

 

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

To my darling husband:

Happy Birthday.

I love you.

Enjoy the Walnut Whips.

174 calories in each –
I gave you six; am I a peach?
Scottish Shortbread to come after,
given with kisses, received with laughter.
You got Haribo and Buttons, too, 
plus birthday cake – what’ll you do?  
You really have to watch your weight
now you’re an ancient 48.

*

Happy Birthday, Sweetie Pie.
PS This colour is sky blue – just for you xx

 

Joke 566

10 Oct

 

This one is from Will & Guy.

Goat Attack!

Goat Attack! (Photo credit: sissyboystud)

A young couple invited their aged Vicar for Sunday lunch.  While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

“Goat,” the little boy replied.

“Goat?” replied the startled reverend. “Are you sure about that?”

“Yep,” said the youngster. “I definitely heard Dad say to Mum, ‘We might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day’.”

 

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