This one is from Will & Guy.
Goat Attack! (Photo credit: sissyboystud)
A young couple invited their aged Vicar for Sunday lunch. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
“Goat,” the little boy replied.
“Goat?” replied the startled reverend. “Are you sure about that?”
“Yep,” said the youngster. “I definitely heard Dad say to Mum, ‘We might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day’.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
haha funny one!
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another masterpiece
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I can’t take the credit, but I’m glad you approve my choices 🙂
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Out of the mouths…
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Oh, that’s so funny!! 🙂
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That’s a good one!
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That one would go well with my offering today! Children say exactly what they think, or in this case hear!
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They do. It’s so embarrassing 🙂
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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