Joke 570

14 Oct
M. E. Knowles, State Veterinarian, Helena, Mon...

M. E. Knowles, State Veterinarian, Helena, Montana. (1911) (Photo credit: Butte-Silver Bow Public Library)

From jokes4all.

A vet was feeling ill and went to see his doctor. The doctor asked the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when the vet interrupted him: “Hey look, I’m a vet. I don’t need to ask my patients these kind of questions; I can tell what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?”

The doctor nodded, looked him up and down, wrote out a prescription, handed it to him and said, “There you are. Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to have you put down.”

10 Responses to “Joke 570”

  1. terry1954 October 14, 2012 at 04:05 #



  2. jmgoyder October 14, 2012 at 04:21 #



  3. yasniger October 14, 2012 at 04:31 #

    Reblogged this on yasniger and commented:
    It is always good to here this joke again, especially now. I equate the Vet with the American Voters & the Doctor with the Political parties.


  4. rebecca2000 October 14, 2012 at 04:31 #

    Ha cute!


  5. katharinetrauger October 14, 2012 at 12:16 #

    Oh, now that’s funny!
    Compare to what my friend from Colombia told me: She goes back to Colombia when she needs a doctor (rich family base, there!) because according to her, the doctors are better there. When I asked her why they are better, you know, the real reason, she told me they have to be, because if a patient dies, the family kills him.
    She claiims that is the truth.


  6. sharechair October 14, 2012 at 13:35 #



  7. slpmartin October 14, 2012 at 20:32 #

    Perfect retort.


  8. benzeknees October 14, 2012 at 22:13 #



  9. Grannymar October 18, 2012 at 19:17 #

    Brill! I am sending this to Elly.


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