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From hijackbristol.co.uk.
Q: Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?
A: Camembert.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
If English is not your first language you might not get the last two jokes. Here’s one from Twitter @garylawuk to compensate:
Q: How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?
A: Caerphilly.
Okay. Same problem. Let me find another. This is from singletrackworld.com.
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: EDAM
Think about it…
Bonus Question:
Q: The Hub once won 10kg of cheese on a television quiz show.
True or False?
The Laughing Housewife 
They were cheesy jokes, but I laughed out loud at the edam one. Thanks for the chuckles.
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Always a pleasure!
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I had to read some of these 3 times to get them. I’m going to say it’s true that your hubby won cheese in a contest.
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Cor-rect!
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Must be true….
was it all in cheese straws?
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or even cheese strings?
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I’d love to win 10kg of cheese! 😉
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My husband is proof that it can be done!
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Well that answers that one! 😉
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True?
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True 🙂
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it’s just gotta be true!
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It is 🙂
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Trick question? If not, True.
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Not. Is. 🙂
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The Caerphilly one was my favourite! 😀
I think the bonus question is true.
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You are right 🙂 It is 🙂
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I’m going to go with true…
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Spoilers! They should be banned! Many years ago a ‘friend’ of mine told me what was in the box at the end of Seven. She also told me what happened in Dusk til Dawn. Unbelievable!
(I realise that if you’ve never seen those films then my comment won’t make any sense, so let me explain exactly what was in the box in Seven and what happened during Dusk til Dawn… 🙂 )
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Sorry, Lance – three of your comments went into spam. It might be because you did that (supremely clever and impressive) thing of adding your Amazon link. If you’re having trouble commenting elsewhere, that would be my guess as to the reason why.
Oh, and 😀 😀 😀
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Ironically I just wrote out a lengthy explanation of the problem. But then it just disappeared. Clearly computers aren’t working for me today. I would explain what the comment was about but I wouldn’t want any spoilers.
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😀
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Oh, those were definitely some cheesy jokes. I know you’re not one to lie, so I’ll say your question at the end is true.
Have you ever seen the U.S. sitcom, Home Improvement with Tim Allen as Tim “the Toolman” Taylor? There is an episode where he wins a bust of himself made of cheese.
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I can’t fool any of you people, can I?
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Um . . .
What’s a kg?
😉
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A Kg is two pounds 3 and a quarter ounces! See I learned something at school!
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A kilogram.
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True.
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True.
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hee, hee.
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Nacho cheese 😀 silly jokes rock
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Oh, and I think it’s true
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You think right 🙂
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It can only happen to your family that a member will win cheese. *laughter
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Laughing right along with you! It’s true 😀
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I guess true!
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You guess right 🙂
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Cheese jokes?
Grate.
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That one was 😀
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Last time I guessed I won a prize, so I will guess TRUE!
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No prizes but you are right 🙂
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