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Joke 579

23 Oct
English: The Eiffel Tower from below.

The Eiffel Tower from below. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From my friend Cliff.  

Thank you, Cliff, for being such a great supplier of jokes.

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True Definitions

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1.  ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

2.  AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

3.  BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4.  BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5.  CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6.  COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7.  ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8.  EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9.  HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of
……money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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