Joke 580

24 Oct

From Will & Guy.

Canned sliced peaches

Canned sliced peaches (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”

She replied, “A can of peaches.”

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she answered that she was hungry.  The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She told him, “Six.”

The judge said, “Then I will give you six days in jail.”

Suddenly, the woman’s husband stood up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, “What is it?”

The husband replied, “She also stole a can of peas.”

18 Responses to “Joke 580”

  1. Boomie Bol October 24, 2012 at 04:02 #



  2. Boomie Bol October 24, 2012 at 04:02 #



  3. slpmartin October 24, 2012 at 04:10 #

    Oh my…now there’s a relationship that may need some mending…got a chuckle out of this one.


  4. terry1954 October 24, 2012 at 04:29 #

    that was hilairous!!!!!


  5. lenwilliamscarver October 24, 2012 at 04:45 #

    hehehehe ! not a nice man but at least she won’t have to wash his stinky sox for a while…a silver lining in every cloud!


  6. siggiofmaine October 24, 2012 at 05:07 #

    Sigh. ☺♥


  7. jmgoyder October 24, 2012 at 06:02 #



  8. vivinfrance October 24, 2012 at 07:12 #

    Odd things to steal if she was hungry: did she have a can opener with her? A packet of biscuits would have been more filling.


  9. Katharine Trauger October 24, 2012 at 14:12 #

    Hee, hee! The woman JUST was NOT thinking, was she?! 😆


  10. SchmidleysScribbling October 24, 2012 at 14:55 #



  11. viveka October 24, 2012 at 15:03 #

    Wow said that marriage was going to be easy. *smile Brilliant one.


  12. Grannymar October 24, 2012 at 19:30 #

    I hope they were mushy peas!


  13. benzeknees October 24, 2012 at 22:55 #

    I’ve seen this before but I still get a laugh out of it!


  14. rumpydog October 24, 2012 at 23:52 #

    I bet that man wouldda wished he’d gone to jail instead after she got through with him!


  15. Three Well Beings October 26, 2012 at 06:24 #

    Poor guy obviously needed a little separation. He had a good plan! 🙂 Very funny!



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