Joke 583

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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!”

His wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”  She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

He replied, “The drugs are wearing off.”