Joke 583

27 Oct




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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!”

His wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”  She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

He replied, “The drugs are wearing off.”


11 Responses to “Joke 583”

  1. terry1954 October 27, 2012 at 04:03 #

    that was really cute!!!!


  2. slpmartin October 27, 2012 at 04:12 #

    That was really cu…..where am I anyway? 🙂


  3. siggiofmaine October 27, 2012 at 05:26 #

    Men will be men. Consider the source !


  4. judithatwood October 27, 2012 at 11:14 #

    Oh, my! good one!


  5. Monica October 27, 2012 at 17:45 #

    Lovely, Tilly Bud, and I really like what you have to say about yourself and your nice hubby.


  6. Viveka October 27, 2012 at 19:09 #

    Wonderful …. My kind of joke.


  7. Grannymar October 27, 2012 at 21:48 #

    Ha Ha. Thats drugs for ye!


  8. adinparadise October 27, 2012 at 23:32 #

    Amazing what excuses men can come up with. 🙂


I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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