Joke 584

28 Oct

I heard this joke at the laughter conference I attended last week.

A vicar decided to drop in on one of his parishioners.  It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.  Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.

The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.

Revelation 3:20 reads: “Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.”

Genesis 3:10 reads: “And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.”

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They played some comedy clips for us and I thought you might enjoy this one:

 

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30 Responses to “Joke 584”

  1. slpmartin October 28, 2012 at 04:08 #

    Totally loved the joke and the video was just brilliant!

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  2. terry1954 October 28, 2012 at 04:15 #

    awesome blog tonight!!!!!

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  3. vastlycurious.com October 28, 2012 at 06:32 #

    That was just so funny!

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  4. vivinfrance October 28, 2012 at 06:50 #

    MM is one of the few modern comedians that I find funny. Pity I missed the punchline – I played it three times and still can’t here why he couldn’t do Friday!

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  5. granny1947 October 28, 2012 at 07:18 #

    hehehe…good one.

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  6. restlessjo October 28, 2012 at 09:16 #

    Love McIntyre. Don’t even have to listen to the vid to know it’s funny!

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  7. jmgoyder October 28, 2012 at 10:20 #

    The laughter conference?

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  8. Elaine - I used to be indecisive October 28, 2012 at 10:47 #

    This is one of my favourite MM clips. We have a man drawer, except technically it’s a woman drawer because I was the one who started it! My parents always had a drawer like that too – whatever we were looking for was in the ‘kitchen drawer’.

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  9. Grannymar October 28, 2012 at 16:40 #

    Your hubby has a man cupboard AND a shed! How lucky is he?

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  10. angieinspired October 28, 2012 at 21:58 #

    Reblogged this on angieinspired and commented:
    A funny word from The Laughing Housewife today–as I recover from yesterday’s roller-skating party & little girl sleepover

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  11. angieinspired October 28, 2012 at 22:00 #

    re-blogged this…as sunday is usually my “word” day and i’m “caught with my pants down”…re-covering from my youngest daughter’s birthday party! thanks

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  12. Viveka October 28, 2012 at 22:06 #

    Love the joke … the video I will watch later … because we’re watching an every exciting move just now.

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  13. Three Well Beings October 29, 2012 at 04:11 #

    I didn’t know MM…very funny! And I love that you went to a laughter conference? I’m impressed…you are keeping your comedic tools sharp! Kind of like a college refresher course! 🙂

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  14. viveka October 30, 2012 at 22:28 #

    Love the Man Draw – I don’t have a man .. but I have a man draw … wonderful video. Thanks a million – just love Michael McIntyre!

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