A Labled Easy To Follow Leg

It’s that time of the month – here are the searches that found my blog in October:

 

Searches are the only times I love grammar (grammatical?) and spelling errors

Grammar police (Photo credit: the_munificent_sasquatch)

• tour the france accidents
• why dont americans like electic kettles
• plumber onliners

I’d like one of those

• bearhug in sweden
• dobermans backside

I know that feeling

• my butt is big

We’re better behaved than that

• yorkies eating poo

It’s all about the emphasis

• fat moped girl

I despair of education today

• what sounds does owl makes

Yorkie puppy (Photo credit: http://www.petian.net)

An impossibility

• ugly yorkie puppies
• im still mad at you wife

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That’s a strange place to get one

• man with bump in head

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The weirdos are back

• i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
• australian and nudist and tumblr
• poo humour poems
• male stripper running credit card thru butt
• vamps by love in deaths arms

I thought I had a morbid sense of humour

• funny heart attack cartoons
• cartoon cooking children and parents
• a labled easy to follow leg
  

  You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out…. (Photo credit: foxypar4)

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The pickings are feeble so it’s time for a poem.

Last month, Bluebee invited her readers to make poems from searches.  She posted my first attempt here.  Be warned: there’s a lot of hair.

I enjoyed the exercise so much, I’ve had another go.  You should try it!  

Here is today’s poem:

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why dont americans like electic kettles

i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
a labled easy to follow leg
fat moped girl my butt is big
bearhug in sweden man with bump in head