A Labled Easy To Follow Leg

1 Nov

It’s that time of the month – here are the searches that found my blog in October:

 

Searches are the only times I love grammar (grammatical?) and spelling errors

Grammar police

Grammar police (Photo credit: the_munificent_sasquatch)

  • tour the france accidents
  • why dont americans like electic kettles
  • plumber onliners

I’d like one of those

  • bearhug in sweden
  • dobermans backside

I know that feeling

  • my butt is big

We’re better behaved than that

  • yorkies eating poo

It’s all about the emphasis

  • fat moped girl

I despair of education today

  • what sounds does owl makes
Yorkie puppy

Yorkie puppy (Photo credit: http://www.petian.net)

An impossibility

  • ugly yorkie puppies
  • im still mad at you wife

*

That’s a strange place to get one

  • man with bump in head

*

The weirdos are back

  • i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
  • australian and nudist and tumblr
  • poo humour poems
  • male stripper running credit card thru butt
  • vamps by love in deaths arms

I thought I had a morbid sense of humour

  • funny heart attack cartoons
  • cartoon cooking children and parents
  • a labled easy to follow leg

    You put your left leg in, you put your left le...

    You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out…. (Photo credit: foxypar4)

*

The pickings are feeble so it’s time for a poem.

Last month, Bluebee invited her readers to make poems from searches.  She posted my first attempt here.  Be warned: there’s a lot of hair.

I enjoyed the exercise so much, I’ve had another go.  You should try it!  

Here is today’s poem:

*

why dont americans like electic kettles

i saw the ghost of gloria gaynor standing at the foot of my bed
a labled easy to follow leg
fat moped girl my butt is big
bearhug in sweden man with bump in head

 

Advertisements

23 Responses to “A Labled Easy To Follow Leg”

  1. vivinfrance November 1, 2012 at 10:11 #

    I like the seagull doing Looby Lou

    Like

  2. Helen Cherry November 1, 2012 at 11:31 #

    One of the search terms most used on photomania is “kiss foot girl” also “girls kissing feet” and “candid bare feet”… and no it’s not that sort of website! this is what they got and I’m sure they were disappointed !http://helensphotomania.wordpress.com/2012/02/03/self-portrait-3/

    Like

  3. Mo November 1, 2012 at 13:41 #

    I found it very funny… you made me laugh

    Like

  4. Katharine Trauger November 1, 2012 at 16:23 #

    Who-who! Who-whoo! (Dat be what sounds owl does makes!)
    These posts are totally funny.
    This one should have come with a bladder warning, though! 😀

    Like

  5. terry1954 November 1, 2012 at 16:26 #

    too funny

    Like

  6. kateshrewsday November 1, 2012 at 16:48 #

    The ghost of Gloria Gaynor 😀 ROFL!

    Like

  7. Grannymar November 1, 2012 at 18:32 #

    I think the Yorkie puppy wants to come and live with me!

    Like

  8. Gobetween November 1, 2012 at 20:12 #

    You’re an odd creature, love reading your posts on searches.

    Like

  9. Al November 2, 2012 at 00:05 #

    “Male stripper running credit card thru butt?” I guess she must have had credit up the arse.

    Like

  10. Elaine - I used to be indecisive November 2, 2012 at 00:21 #

    I like your poem – very clever. I might have to give search engine poetry a go myself now.

    Like

  11. Jeff November 2, 2012 at 22:24 #

    Love the poem!

    Like

  12. eof737 November 4, 2012 at 10:21 #

    Odd… very, very odd. 😆

    Like

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. search term poetry « I used to be indecisive… - November 5, 2012

    […] Tilly Bud suggests trying arranging search terms into a poem, so here we go – […]

    Like

I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: