Joke 592

5 Nov
Marriage

Marriage (Photo credit: Lel4nd)

From Will & Guy.

A husband had just finished reading the book Man of the House.  He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face.

“From now on,” he said, “I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law.  I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert.  Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.  And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “I’m guessing the funeral director.”

 

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18 Responses to “Joke 592”

  1. slpmartin November 5, 2012 at 04:08 #

    Hmm…some folks shouldn’t take what they read so literal. 🙂 A good one!

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  2. Katharine Trauger November 5, 2012 at 04:32 #

    Always funny! 🙂

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  3. terry1954 November 5, 2012 at 04:35 #

    awesome!!!!!

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  4. vastlycurious.com November 5, 2012 at 05:13 #

    When I am sad you make me laugh!!!!!

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  5. siggiofmaine November 5, 2012 at 05:15 #

    Posted to facebook…this actually made me laugh out loud…Thanks.
    Siggi

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  6. lenwilliamscarver November 5, 2012 at 05:54 #

    Oh we are so on the same page with this one! LOL

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  7. misswhiplashm November 5, 2012 at 07:58 #

    she is so right!

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  8. sharechair November 5, 2012 at 12:32 #

    sounds like a real catch, that one.

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  9. adinparadise November 5, 2012 at 13:35 #

    Good morning, Tilly. I love that sharp-tongued wife. 😀

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  10. viveka November 5, 2012 at 20:36 #

    Heard it before …. it’s top class one.

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  11. Jeff November 5, 2012 at 22:12 #

    That’s who it would be if I did that! 🙂

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  12. sonofwalt November 6, 2012 at 06:24 #

    Tee hee. . . This sounds just like my friend Ann! 🙂 Love it.

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  13. Grannymar November 7, 2012 at 13:52 #

    i like it!

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