Joke 598

11 Nov
Bucket-headed dog

Bucket-headed dog (Photo credit: Paul Kidd)


A guy is driving around when he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”  He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep,” the Lab replies.

“So, what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars,” the guy says.

“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff.”


13 Responses to “Joke 598”

  1. terry1954 November 11, 2012 at 04:03 #

    hehe, that was hilarious, thanks for making me laugh my butt off!!!!


  2. slpmartin November 11, 2012 at 04:43 #

    That pretty funny…good way to end my day with a good laugh.


  3. adinparadise November 11, 2012 at 04:53 #

    Thanks for the bedtime funny. 🙂


  4. vivinfrance November 11, 2012 at 08:04 #



  5. granny1947 November 11, 2012 at 08:09 #

    All these bedtime thanks and I have just got up!!


    • Janet Yarwood November 11, 2012 at 10:50 #

      Me too!!! But it’s always good to start the day with a laugh 🙂


  6. Ron. November 11, 2012 at 11:38 #

    The guy shoulda known. All retrievers lie their asses off.


  7. sharechair November 11, 2012 at 12:54 #

    I love it when I can’t see what’s coming. Punch line got me! 🙂


  8. Al November 11, 2012 at 14:59 #

    Hence the saying, “let sleeping dogs lie.”


  9. viveka November 11, 2012 at 17:22 #

    I would have taken the dog without asking questions. *smile. Excellent!


  10. Grannymar November 11, 2012 at 20:39 #

    I wasn’t expecting that!


  11. robincoyle November 12, 2012 at 02:42 #

    My dog lies all the time to. He doesn’t make up stories. He just lays around all day.



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