Joke 600

13 Nov

From writersjokes.

The Mouth that Roared | 292/365

The Mouth that Roared | 292/365 (Photo credit: mfhiatt)

A hungry lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree, reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.  He ignored the man who was typing.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.

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13 Responses to “Joke 600”

  1. siggiofmaine November 13, 2012 at 04:02 #

    Good one !

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  2. adinparadise November 13, 2012 at 04:16 #

    😆

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  3. terry1954 November 13, 2012 at 04:25 #

    haha too funny!!!

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  4. slpmartin November 13, 2012 at 04:47 #

    Must remember to take my ipad on the next safari…good one.

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  5. lenwilliamscarver November 13, 2012 at 05:09 #

    hehehehehe

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  6. annie21livinginusa November 13, 2012 at 05:20 #

    That was a good giggle…..

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  7. sonofwalt November 13, 2012 at 07:15 #

    Clever. 🙂

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  8. robincoyle November 13, 2012 at 07:42 #

    And that is why I am still alive today.

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  9. sharechair November 13, 2012 at 13:38 #

    groan! 🙂

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  10. Al November 13, 2012 at 16:10 #

    This joke will set back punning for years to come and I ain’t lion.

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  11. viveka November 13, 2012 at 22:21 #

    Linda, what are we going to do with you … days like this .. and jokes like this????

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  12. vivinfrance November 13, 2012 at 23:11 #

    Very punny.

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  13. Grannymar November 15, 2012 at 09:52 #

    So punny it made le giggle.

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