Joke 603

16 Nov

From dogbreedinfo.

Breeds like this Doberman were specifically br...

Breeds like this Doberman were specifically bred for guard duty. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Sign on a fence:

Salesmen welcome.  

Dog food is expensive.

*

Sign in a vet’s waiting room:

Back in five minutes.

Sit.  Stay.

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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you?

But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out of the window.

 

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13 Responses to “Joke 603”

  1. terry1954 November 16, 2012 at 04:06 #

    dobermans make the coolest pets!

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  2. slpmartin November 16, 2012 at 04:43 #

    Quite like the first joke.

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  3. vivinfrance November 16, 2012 at 07:41 #

    That first one is fun, a double take. Did you know that horses love you to blow up their nostrils?

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  4. misswhiplash November 16, 2012 at 09:18 #

    blowing up horses noses Viv is a sign of friendship….. blowing up dog’s nose is asking for trouble….but a great post came out of both

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  5. judithatwood November 16, 2012 at 15:35 #

    Heeheeheeheehee!

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  6. Food Stories November 16, 2012 at 15:35 #

    I never thought about it but you’re totally right 🙂

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  7. viveka November 16, 2012 at 16:02 #

    Great ones .. especially the last one – so true … my dog, bless him … he loved to be dried up after his bath with a hairdryer, but if the air came in his face he became mental. Have a great weekend, good folks.

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  8. SchmidleysScribbling November 16, 2012 at 16:21 #

    Two points. The sign in my vets office says Sit Stay. The other has to do with blowing on my dog’s face. I haven’t tried it, but if he bites me…. Dianne

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling November 16, 2012 at 16:22 #

    PS I posted a photo of your favorite monarch on my blog today.

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  10. Grannymar November 19, 2012 at 19:13 #

    Two good ones today!

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