Joke 605

The wit of Oscar Wilde from Will & Guy.  You may know some of them but Wilde always bears repeating.

Oscar Wilde in his favourite coat. New York. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

• A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
• A true friend stabs you in the front.
• All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
• Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
• America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
• There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
• There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
• I am not young enough to know everything.
• Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.