From ajokeaday.com.
Lance Cpl. Anthony M. Madonia (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
On a company bulletin board:
This firm requires no physical fitness program.
Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions,
flying off the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses,
knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Thanks for the bedtime laugh, Tilly. 🙂 Have a great day, and don’t eat too many Maltesers.
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Wash your mouth out with soap! 🙂
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Think I will edit and use it as a social media rant. What would I do without you/|?
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😀
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Oh…now that’s a keeper. 🙂
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Oh yes reminds me of when I worked at the uni!
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and very true too
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If I was still working, this would go up on the bulletin board immediately!
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This one of my top favorite coming from you – will pass it on to my old boss. He will love it.
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what a beautiful display,,,,,,,,,the man!!! LOL
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I thought so 😀
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Now that would go on an office wall, if I had one!
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This is the best! I copied it, and put it in a safe place! Only hope I remember I have it or where I put it?!
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😀 You can always find it here. I never get rid of anything!
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