Joke 608

21 Nov

From punoftheday.

English: Veterinary school car park

Veterinary school car park (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Where the audience for these jokes parks.

  • I recently got a job at the office for national statistics, but I’m only there to make up the numbers.
  • In veterinary school we studied the brain of the hippopotamus.  At that time most students stayed on the main campus.  I stayed on the hippocampus.
  • I saw a British cannibal eating.  He was snacking on fish and chaps.


9 Responses to “Joke 608”

  1. slpmartin November 21, 2012 at 04:08 #

    The first one was my favorite.


  2. benzeknees November 21, 2012 at 04:48 #

    Fish & chaps got me!


  3. vivinfrance November 21, 2012 at 09:40 #

    Hippocampus is a lovely word, and your pun hilarious – another lovely word.


  4. sharechair November 21, 2012 at 12:12 #

    fish and chaps! 🙂


  5. adinparadise November 21, 2012 at 13:47 #

    Hahaha. “Fish and chaps.” 😆


  6. viveka November 21, 2012 at 14:05 #

    Tilly, Tilly …. those was okay – even the brightest sun has spots, what a relief that is to know.


  7. judithatwood November 21, 2012 at 18:24 #

    Where do you get all of these? Great, as usual.


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