Happy Birthday To A Many Named Woman
Miss Whiplash made a splash the first time she crossed my blogosphere.
She was not the naughty madam of the news, as I had feared.
A lovely lass of 72 who was sweet and always here,
liking every post of mine but without the help of beer.
Her real name is Patrecia
with the spelling most peculiar.
Her honesty is refreshing;
if I’m not being too familiar.
There is one thing I need to ask;
I hope she won’t take me to task –
I really need to know
for this poem has nowhere else to go:
are the women hairier
Happy 73rd Birthday dear, sweet Patrecia.
May your kitchen be new, your animals be many and your husband called Neville.
Dear readers, visit Patrecia at her blog. You won’t be sorry.
If you would like a nonsense poem for your birthday, leave your details in the comments. Payment is a visit to Patrecia’s blog.