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Get Well Soon, Viv!

24 Nov

6WS friend Viv is in hospital

I know a lot of you visit Viv through Six Word Saturday, so I thought you’d like to know she’s in hospital.

The phone rang yesterday:

TB: Hello?  Whoisitwhaddyawantstopbotheringmewiththesestupidcoldcalls!

Viv: It’s Viv.

TB: Bev?

Viv: Viv!

TB: Bev who?

Viv: I’m going to climb out of this hospital bed and onto a plane and knock the dumb out of you if you don’t open your ears.  Viv!

Okay, I might have made that last bit up, which you all know because you know how lovely and sweet and generous and kind and caring Viv is; but I don’t do mushy, so I make stuff up to mask my anxiety.

Viv’s main problem is that she’s been unhooked from wi-fi.  The only cure for that is to get out of hospital ASAP and come home.

Get well soon, my lovely Viv.

 

Joke 611

24 Nov

From ajokeaday.com.

Dresses

Dresses (Photo credit: maaikeflis)

The judge frowned at the robber and said, “You admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

”Yes, your honour.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a dress.”

The judge checked his records. “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice.”

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