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Weekly Photo Challenge: Green

25 Nov

I’m a bit late with this one.  So late, I haven’t had time to look for a photo so I’m going with an illustration:

Green face circled

Green face circled (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

It’s not the only thing I’m behind on.  Christmas shopping barely started, when I’ve usually got most of it done by now.

Today it is exactly one month to Christmas.  

Not panicking.  Not panicking at all.

 

Joke 612

25 Nov

Thanks to Grannymar for this one.

English: Aching tooth: This statue is in the w...

English: Aching tooth: This statue is in the window of a dentist’s in Blackheath. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

DEFINITIONS

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour-saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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