Thanks to Grannymar for this one.
DEFINITIONS
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour-saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
Funny stuff.
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😆 Now I’ll probably be laughing in my sleep.
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The last one was my favorite…hope you’re having a great weekend.
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That committee one is perfect!
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😎
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Love the wrinkles!
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Descriptions of Adult, Mosquito, Committee and Raisin is spot on 😀
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Loved this set!
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Love it !!
A great Christmas Cracker list..
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Love the mud with the juice squeezed out 😀
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oh! number one! That describes me absolutely perfectly. Now I finally understand what is happening to me…. 🙂
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ROFL! Good one!
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I don’t have wrinkles. The ravines on my face are character lines, at least they curl upwards… Why do you think I laugh so much?
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Wrinkles? I ain’t got no stinking wrinkles. I have frown lines. Perhaps wrinkles would be better.
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Those are good ‘n’ funny! 🙂 Thanks!
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Do you ever listen to Sorry I haven’t a clue? Some brilliant word definitions there, might tickle your fancy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnwb
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I do; I love it. Thanks 🙂
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Don’t I just love them all…but I love the “yawn!” You’re a clever one!
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Not me; I stole it 🙂
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