Joke 613

26 Nov

From writersjokes.

Diagram showing the major parts of a modern in...

Diagram showing the major parts of a modern incandescent light bulb. Glass bulb Inert gas Tungsten filament Contact wire (goes to foot) Contact wire (goes to base) Support wires Glass mount/support Base contact wire Screw threads Insulation Electrical foot contact (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.  One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

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How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!

 

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2 Responses to “Joke 613”

  1. bevchen November 26, 2012 at 10:38 #

    Funny 😀 I do like lightbulb jokes.
    Here’s another one:

    How many translators does it take to change a lightbulb?
    It depends on the context!

    Possibly only funny for translators.

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