Joke 615

28 Nov

Grand Cayman Golf

From Will & Guy.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” the man asked.

“No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”

“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”

The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

The man replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing and golf.”

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13 Responses to “Joke 615”

  1. jmgoyder November 28, 2012 at 04:03 #

    Brilliant!

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  2. lenwilliamscarver November 28, 2012 at 04:18 #

    BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA !! GOOD ONE TILLY ..HAVE YOU HEARD NEWS ON VIV?

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  3. benzeknees November 28, 2012 at 06:43 #

    Heard this one recently, but still laughed.

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  4. bevchen November 28, 2012 at 09:51 #

    I LOVE this one 😀

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  5. misswhiplash November 28, 2012 at 10:23 #

    that’s a good’un

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  6. sharechair November 28, 2012 at 12:16 #

    Clever man! ha!

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  7. slpmartin November 28, 2012 at 17:59 #

    Oh…now was really funny…still laughing.

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  8. robincoyle November 28, 2012 at 21:07 #

    I forwarded this to my dad in the hospital. As a golfer, fisherman, and former drinker, he will love it!

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