This one was sent to my by ScarlettRuby last Christmas.
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I came home one day early in December to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone.
What sort of sick person does that to someone’s Advent calendar?
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10 Responses to “Joke 618”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
you are such a hoot!!!!! hehe
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😀 😀 😀
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Oh…your do provide the smiles for the weekend.
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😀 😀
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Can I just say how much you’ve changed? I feel like I hardly know you…
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😀
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I think I like the picture better than the joke. Poor Gerald 😀
p.s. I thought I was on the wrong blog for a second there. It’s so different!
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I expect to get that a lot today 🙂
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Whoa! What a surprise! A Christmas-y blog!
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Bwahahaha! Love it, Tilly. 😀
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