Joke 620

3 Dec

These are from Christmasjokes.co.uk.

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Reindeer by Bortusk Leer

Reindeer by Bortusk Leer (Photo credit: Nick Saltmarsh)

Father Christmas has two reindeer. One named Edward; and another named Edward.  

Because two Eds are better than one.

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don’t feed it.

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And an old one, to make you feel like you just shared a cheap Christmas cracker with me:

How do you get four reindeer in a car? 

Two in the front and two in the back.

And how do you get four polar bears in a car? 

Take out the reindeer first.

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15 Responses to “Joke 620”

  1. slpmartin December 3, 2012 at 04:05 #

    How many days of Christmas are there? Just kidding…got a chuckle out of these.

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  2. Three Well Beings December 3, 2012 at 05:45 #

    You even have Christmas humor! You are all about Christmas, as you said you would be! 🙂

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  3. benzeknees December 3, 2012 at 05:52 #

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

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  4. squishymonster December 3, 2012 at 07:38 #

    toooo cute! Thanks for the laugh–my tooth extraction has muddied up the day but you brightened it!

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  5. bevchen December 3, 2012 at 08:41 #

    Two Eds are better than one? Groooan!

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  6. Madeleine Begun Kane December 3, 2012 at 09:26 #

    Fun jokes!

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  7. kiwidutch December 3, 2012 at 11:22 #

    A laugh accompanied by a smack-’em-in-the-face-with-Christmas banner… a perfect start to the Christmas season and to a Monday morning!!!
    Cheers Tilly 🙂

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  8. sharechair December 3, 2012 at 11:59 #

    Keep ’em coming!! 🙂

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  9. Pseu December 3, 2012 at 12:59 #

    Oh, crikey!

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  10. adinparadise December 3, 2012 at 14:58 #

    Silly Season is obviously in full progress at Tilly’s house. 😀

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  11. Grannymar December 5, 2012 at 23:17 #

    I am playing catch up. I’ll never survive all the fun!

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