By comic Zoe Lyons:
Mary said to Joseph, “Put the rubbish out, love.”
“I can’t,” he replied. “It’s Christmas – there’s no room in the bin.”
By comic Zoe Lyons:
Mary said to Joseph, “Put the rubbish out, love.”
“I can’t,” he replied. “It’s Christmas – there’s no room in the bin.”
Tags: 2012, Christmas, Humor, Humour, Joke, Joseph, Mary, postaday
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Good morning, Tilly. 😀
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Good morning Adip 🙂
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hahahahah, too cute and sooo funny!!!
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Hmm…my Christmas spirit seems to be waning for some reason. 🙂
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heehee 🙂
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Ho, ho, ho…..it was funny!
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Thanks 🙂
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only 20 days to go…..
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Gulp!
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Hee hee! Very good. 😀
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So THAT’S what happened!
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😀
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Another groaner!
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Of course! It’s Christmas!
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Ohhhhhhhh, another one! Thanks for the laugh!
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😆
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I’m not sure I’ve ever heard a joke about birth of Christ. Are you sure you want to go there? Ha! My daughter was born on December 24th…when I walked into maternity in the early hours of the morning, the staff said “The inn is down the hall.” 🙂
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Good one! But I bet they use it every Christmas 🙂
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