Joke 624

7 Dec

Christmas crackers from Christmas crackers.

Français : Exemple de Christmas Crackers Regen...

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues

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What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?

You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea

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17 Responses to “Joke 624”

  1. adinparadise December 7, 2012 at 04:07 #

    😆 G’mng, Tilly.

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  2. Hudson Howl December 7, 2012 at 04:08 #

    The last one sleighed me.

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  3. rarasaur December 7, 2012 at 04:42 #

    haha! I loved them both! I bet you could dunk a reindeer in your tea, though… if you had a big enough mug, or a small enough reindeer! 🙂

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  4. bevchen December 7, 2012 at 08:29 #

    Santa clues! 😀 😀

    The reindeers that are on my blog this morning can be dunked in tea 😉

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  5. Grannymar December 7, 2012 at 12:25 #

    With all this talk of reindeer about, you better double check the Maltesers before you eat them!

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  6. Hilary December 7, 2012 at 12:55 #

    snort – thanks for the morning chuckle!

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  7. slpmartin December 7, 2012 at 18:53 #

    Oh…I just loved Hudson’s comment.

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  8. terry1954 December 7, 2012 at 23:58 #

    you bring me so much laughter!!

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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