Christmas crackers from Christmas crackers.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues
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What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?
You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea
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Christmas crackers from Christmas crackers.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues
*
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?
You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea
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Tags: 2012, Christmas, Christmas cracker, Humor, Humour, Joke, postaday, Reindeer, Santa Claus
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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😆 G’mng, Tilly.
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Yo, Adip!
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The last one sleighed me.
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groan
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Hehehehehehehe!
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haha! I loved them both! I bet you could dunk a reindeer in your tea, though… if you had a big enough mug, or a small enough reindeer! 🙂
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I have a little one that goes on the Christmas cake every year. I dunk him in tea so that I can lick the (rock hard) icing off his feet, when the last slice is eaten.
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Sweet!
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Excellent point 😀
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Santa clues! 😀 😀
The reindeers that are on my blog this morning can be dunked in tea 😉
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I saw. Yummy!
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With all this talk of reindeer about, you better double check the Maltesers before you eat them!
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snort – thanks for the morning chuckle!
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My pleasure!
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Oh…I just loved Hudson’s comment.
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you bring me so much laughter!!
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It makes me happy to know that 😀
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