Not Much Of Anything

I saw this on Facebook and really liked it:

 

Christmas Will Never Be The Same Because of Twitter [cartoon] (Photo credit: methodshop.com)

I didn’t forget the November searches but they were so dull, most weren’t worth sharing.  Here are the two funniest:

• ostrich taxes for fat people
• sweaty armpits of south indian cows

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I woke up to an email from my beloved younger son:

I’ve not been the starring role in any posts recently and this needs to be rectified.  Yours impolitely, Favourite Son.

What do you think?  Should I write about Spud?

Joke 626

Searching for Christmas jokes, I came across a site with jokes so bad, they aren’t even so-bad-they’re-good types of jokes.

English: Christmas-themed check mark (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’m going to share the worst.  I didn’t laugh once so you know, if a woman who’ll laugh at a baby face down in gravel didn’t laugh, they must be bad.

Tell me if any make you laugh.  Then leave the building, turn around three times and spit into the wind.  One of us, at least, should have something to giggle at.

From theholidayspot.com

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• What a chicken is called at the North Pole? Answer: Lost.
• What food should you offer to the Santa as he can lose weight a bit? Answer: Instead of milk and cookies, give him salad.
• How can you keep Santa busy in the Christmas party?  Answer: Ask him to take care of your plants. 
• How can you make Santa run during the Christmas party?  Answer: Get an angry bull that fears of red color.
• Apart from ornaments what you can use to decorate the Christmas tree? Answer: Waster eggs.
• Santa likes which game during the Christmas party?  Answer: Hide and seek.
• What could be the alternative outfit for the Santa at Christmas?  Answer: Jeans and a t-shirt.
• When everyone observes Santa during the party, then what mood is usually noticed?  Answer: Santamental.