Joke 627

10 Dec

From xmasfun.com.

Gladys as Rudolph

Gladys as Rudolph (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Did you know that Santa has thirteen reindeer?

There’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.   That makes eight reindeer.  

Then, according to the song, there’s another five: Rudolph, Olive, Trey, Howe and Andy:

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Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows. 

Olive the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
Trey never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

Then Howe the reindeer loved him
Andy shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!”

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16 Responses to “Joke 627”

  1. slpmartin December 10, 2012 at 04:23 #

    Hmm…someone needs to change the batteries in their hearing aid. 🙂

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  2. judithatwood December 10, 2012 at 04:31 #

    Very Cute.

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  3. Katharine Trauger December 10, 2012 at 05:47 #

    Scary.

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  4. benzeknees December 10, 2012 at 06:15 #

    Hahahahahahahaha

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  5. Pseu December 10, 2012 at 07:30 #

    http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/wise/fun/xmas.htm
    not that I’m counting, or anything…

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  6. misswhiplash December 10, 2012 at 08:19 #

    oh TillyB where do you get’em from!!!!

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  7. Elaine - I used to be indecisive December 10, 2012 at 09:18 #

    There’s a nice children’s cartoon film called ‘Olive the other Reindeer’ about a little dog called Olive. 🙂

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  8. LoveHoundUK December 10, 2012 at 09:40 #

    LOOOOOL

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  9. bevchen December 10, 2012 at 09:56 #

    Hehe, cute!

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  10. viveka December 10, 2012 at 11:50 #

    A bit worried about you now …. When you have started to count Santa’s reindeers ?????!!!
    Sure you’re okay, Linda ???!!!!

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  11. Grannymar December 10, 2012 at 22:15 #

    😆

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  12. Three Well Beings December 11, 2012 at 05:49 #

    Very, very clever! 🙂

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