Joke 629

12 Dec
English: Photo of Jonathan G. Meath portraying...

Jonathan G. Meath as Santa Claus. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

This will sleigh you.

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Where does Santa go swimming?

The North Pool.

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9 Responses to “Joke 629”

  1. siggiofmaine December 12, 2012 at 04:07 #

    New to me so think they are WONDERFUL to use this Christmas time !

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  2. Kylie December 12, 2012 at 05:05 #

    HoHoHo

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  3. vivinfrance December 12, 2012 at 06:51 #

    Love the Santa pic

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  4. lenwilliamscarver December 12, 2012 at 08:09 #

    ahem …ho ho ho

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  5. bevchen December 12, 2012 at 09:25 #

    Sleigh you. That one’s almost funny 😉

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  6. misswhiplash December 12, 2012 at 09:42 #

    No more! no more!

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  7. viveka December 12, 2012 at 18:53 #

    Are you sure … you’re okay ???? *laughing.

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  8. Grannymar December 12, 2012 at 20:45 #

    The North Pool sounds cool. Brrrr!

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  9. Perfecting Motherhood December 13, 2012 at 07:46 #

    My kids are going to love the North Pool joke!

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