Joke 630

13 Dec

From Yahoo! Answers.

English: A neatly decorated Christmas cake.

English: A neatly decorated Christmas cake. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Q:  Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?

A:  Tarzipan

Q: How do you know Santa has to be a man?

A: No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.



11 Responses to “Joke 630”

  1. terry1954 December 13, 2012 at 04:18 #

    see??? you got your funnies back!!!! those were good!


  2. slpmartin December 13, 2012 at 04:47 #

    Okay…the last one was funny.


  3. Grannymar December 13, 2012 at 06:30 #

    No doubt Mrs Claus cleaned that old red suit for him too!


  4. bevchen December 13, 2012 at 08:35 #

    Tarzipan I like, purely for the mental image it conjured up!


  5. benzeknees December 13, 2012 at 08:46 #



  6. sharechair December 13, 2012 at 13:27 #

    I disagree with the second one. I wear the same jeans and sweatshirt day after day after day after day after day …… (they do get washed, but I time it in the evening so I don’t miss a day in my comfy clothes). 🙂


  7. Food Stories December 13, 2012 at 15:28 #

    Loved this one 🙂


  8. viveka December 13, 2012 at 21:16 #

    Can see you are feeling a bit better … but a little bit. *smile


  9. adinparadise December 14, 2012 at 03:53 #



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