Joke 635

18 Dec
wants to be a dentist

wants to be a dentist (Photo credit: istolethetv)

A guy goes into his dentist’s office just before Christmas, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?”

“Well…the only thing I can think of is this…my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it…Hollandaise sauce she called it…and doctor, I’m talkin’ DELICIOUS! I’ve never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I’ve been putting it on everything…meat, fish, toast, vegetables…you name it!”

“That’s probably it,” replied the dentist. “Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I’ll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.”

“Why chrome?” the man asked.

“Well, everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

From dezert-rose.com.

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31 Responses to “Joke 635”

  1. Tory Boy December 18, 2012 at 04:39 #

    O

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  2. terry1954 December 18, 2012 at 04:45 #

    hahahaha that was so darn cute !!!!

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  3. Tory Boy December 18, 2012 at 04:46 #

    Not gonna lie, i think this is arguably the worst joke you’ve ever published. I mean I love puns, wordplay and all even bad jokes, but this one is by far the worst…
    Still good effort though, and much better than Dad’s attempts 😛
    On a side note, I haven’t seen any none-birthday-nonesense-poetry on here recently, what’s going on?

    Finally, Where’s this post about me you were on about? Don’t tell me that you really do favour Mini-Me (Spud) over me. I know you have to tell him that because he is a bit special, but C’mon! We all know I’m the superior son.

    Much loves Mother of Mine. 😀

    TB.

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    • vivinfrance December 18, 2012 at 08:53 #

      I agree – about that joke. I’m not even going to read it to the resident dentist – he’d throw a conniption.

      Nice to see you on here, TB

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife December 18, 2012 at 11:49 #

      Mwahh!

      Check today’s post. Thanks for the kick in the pants (in your tatty old shoes).

      Love you x

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  4. slpmartin December 18, 2012 at 05:27 #

    Okay…I’m with Tory Boy on that one…a son would never lie to you. 🙂

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  5. brain injury self rehabilitation (BISR) December 18, 2012 at 05:27 #

    Very cute! even if the son thinks it’s the worse joke! Enjoyed it!

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  6. siggiofmaine December 18, 2012 at 07:11 #

    SIGH☺ and yes, I will pass it on !

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  7. Musings December 18, 2012 at 07:40 #

    Aaack! I had to read it twice before I got it. Oh my!

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  8. kiwidutch December 18, 2012 at 08:02 #

    With this flu It took me three goes to get this one… yep, definitely your worst Tilly ! 🙂

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  9. benzeknees December 18, 2012 at 08:32 #

    Groan . . .

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  10. bevchen December 18, 2012 at 08:56 #

    Grooooan, that one was terrible!

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  11. Elaine - I used to be indecisive December 18, 2012 at 10:24 #

    Oh dear… 😀

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  12. misswhiplash December 18, 2012 at 11:27 #

    desperate moments….

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  13. Janie Jones December 18, 2012 at 13:44 #

    I happen to disagree with Tory Boy, if I’m allowed to disparage a mother’s son to her face, and say that I think this joke is a real gem. I mean, seriously, what kind of sense of humor could a person have who wears shoes that mangy? I might have to borrow it for my shaggy dog story “collection.”

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  14. sharechair December 18, 2012 at 13:57 #

    Didn’t see that coming…… !

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  15. vastlycurious.com December 18, 2012 at 16:08 #

    LOVE THIS !!!!

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  16. viveka December 18, 2012 at 16:16 #

    Now the Swede is lost again – can somebody explain this for me … ??????? *laughing

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  17. Judith Atwood December 19, 2012 at 01:26 #

    So bad, it’s good! 😎

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  18. Grannymar December 20, 2012 at 16:19 #

    Since I am so fond of toyboys, I’ll have to side with Tory boy on this one! He can be my Santa any day!

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  19. Katharine Trauger December 22, 2012 at 06:06 #

    Too bad! 😆

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