wants to be a dentist (Photo credit: istolethetv)
A guy goes into his dentist’s office just before Christmas, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?”
“Well…the only thing I can think of is this…my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it…Hollandaise sauce she called it…and doctor, I’m talkin’ DELICIOUS! I’ve never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I’ve been putting it on everything…meat, fish, toast, vegetables…you name it!”
“That’s probably it,” replied the dentist. “Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I’ll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.”
“Why chrome?” the man asked.
“Well, everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”
From dezert-rose.com.
The Laughing Housewife 
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Is that your considered opinion?
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hahahaha that was so darn cute !!!!
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Not gonna lie, i think this is arguably the worst joke you’ve ever published. I mean I love puns, wordplay and all even bad jokes, but this one is by far the worst…
Still good effort though, and much better than Dad’s attempts 😛
On a side note, I haven’t seen any none-birthday-nonesense-poetry on here recently, what’s going on?
Finally, Where’s this post about me you were on about? Don’t tell me that you really do favour Mini-Me (Spud) over me. I know you have to tell him that because he is a bit special, but C’mon! We all know I’m the superior son.
Much loves Mother of Mine. 😀
TB.
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I agree – about that joke. I’m not even going to read it to the resident dentist – he’d throw a conniption.
Nice to see you on here, TB
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Mwahh!
Check today’s post. Thanks for the kick in the pants (in your tatty old shoes).
Love you x
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Okay…I’m with Tory Boy on that one…a son would never lie to you. 🙂
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Very cute! even if the son thinks it’s the worse joke! Enjoyed it!
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Thank you! You have excellent taste, like me 🙂
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SIGH☺ and yes, I will pass it on !
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I knew you would! 🙂
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Aaack! I had to read it twice before I got it. Oh my!
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Three times for me 😉
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With this flu It took me three goes to get this one… yep, definitely your worst Tilly ! 🙂
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Thank you 😀
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Groan . . .
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Grooooan, that one was terrible!
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Oh dear… 😀
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desperate moments….
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I happen to disagree with Tory Boy, if I’m allowed to disparage a mother’s son to her face, and say that I think this joke is a real gem. I mean, seriously, what kind of sense of humor could a person have who wears shoes that mangy? I might have to borrow it for my shaggy dog story “collection.”
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You know, you make an excellent point. Let’s organise a tar and feathering for Tory Boy!
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Didn’t see that coming…… !
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LOVE THIS !!!!
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You have excellent taste 🙂
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Now the Swede is lost again – can somebody explain this for me … ??????? *laughing
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Sorry, it’s one of those lost in translation jokes.
It’s a pun:
there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise = there’s no place like home for the holidays
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Thanks Linda! It’s a bit like I have been written the joke … my style of spelling.
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😀
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So bad, it’s good! 😎
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Since I am so fond of toyboys, I’ll have to side with Tory boy on this one! He can be my Santa any day!
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Too bad! 😆
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