Joke 638

Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer

• You strike a match and light your nose. 
• You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 
• You hear a duck quacking and it’s you. 
• You tell your best joke to the rubber plant. 
• You refill your glass from the fish bowl. 
• You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet. 
• You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket. 
• You tell everyone you have to go home…and the party’s at your place.
• You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
• You pick up a roll, and butter your watch. 
• You yawn at the biggest bore in the room and realize you’re in front of the hall mirror. 
• You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear. 
• You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

From ahajokes.