Joke 638

21 Dec

Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer

  • You strike a match and light your nose. 
  • You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 
  • You hear a duck quacking and it’s you. 
  • Christmas ElfYou tell your best joke to the rubber plant. 
  • You refill your glass from the fish bowl. 
  • You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet. 
  • You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket. 
  • You tell everyone you have to go home…and the party’s at your place.
  • You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
  • You pick up a roll, and butter your watch. 
  • You yawn at the biggest bore in the room and realize you’re in front of the hall mirror. 
  • You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear. 
  • You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

From ahajokes.

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23 Responses to “Joke 638”

  1. terry1954 December 21, 2012 at 04:08 #

    I Loved the joke! and those sayings,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so cute

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  2. granny1947 December 21, 2012 at 04:27 #

    Oh well…it is official…I have no holiday cheer…haven’t done any of those things!

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  3. jmgoyder December 21, 2012 at 07:33 #

    What if you do those kinds of things when you HAVEN’T had too much ‘holiday cheer’?

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  4. Sarah Angleton December 21, 2012 at 07:55 #

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  5. bevchen December 21, 2012 at 08:32 #

    The picture is hilarious 😀

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  6. viveka December 21, 2012 at 15:00 #

    You refill your glass from the fish bowl. – think has happen …. many years ago. *smile …

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  7. slpmartin December 21, 2012 at 17:25 #

    Oh those are some definite signs.

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  8. Grannymar December 21, 2012 at 19:19 #

    I’m not going to any of your parties….. Unless you have Malteser cocktails..

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  9. Mike Martinez December 21, 2012 at 22:40 #

    Putting your ice cube in your pocket was my favorite!

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    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife December 22, 2012 at 12:24 #

      Not to be recommended, however. My brother and friends put ice cubes in our bed on our wedding day. Luckily, we got sheets as a present 🙂

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      • Pseu December 23, 2012 at 11:36 #

        yeurch!

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        • Pseu December 23, 2012 at 11:38 #

          but then, my brother put manure in our car. (in a bag, so it wasn’t to horrible to remover!) and confetti in the air vents! That kept blowing out at us for years!

          (At least we didn’t have a fish in the car’s radiator, like someone I know)

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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