Kris with huge christmas dinner (Photo credit: mrlerone)
What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’
Husband (in all fairness, not mine):
A man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.
What do you call a bunch of Grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door.
What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards.
What’s it called when Father Christmas takes a rest?
Santa Pause
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
Who sings ‘White Christmas’ then explodes?
Bang Crosby
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Be naughty – save Santa the trip.
From manwalksintoajoke.
The Laughing Housewife 
Ook… I got caught in a revolving door once, when I worked in Birmingham… the rumour had been going around for ages but I never thought for one minute that I’d be involved…
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haha so cute!!!
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I certainly hope Father Christmas isn’t reading your blog…if he is…you might expect a bit of coal in that socking of yours. 🙂
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With the price of gas (the smelly kind) going up and up, I’d be glad of some coal.
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Brussels Sprouts are my favourite veg, specially with chestnuts. Jock wines.
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I love brussels sprouts. I eat them all year round.
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These would be great for home-made Christmas crackers!! (I keep wanting to make crackers, you can’t get them here, but I still haven’t got around to it).
And if that were mine, he would be ex-husband. 😉
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We used to make them as kids. The trouble is, parents don’t like bangers at the dinner table 😦
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Hahahahaha or should it be Hohohohohoho
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Hehehe 🙂
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Be naughty – save Santa the trip. has been one of my favorites for years …. suits me!
And I don’t like Brussels sprouts. !!!
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