Joke 639

22 Dec
Kris with huge christmas dinner

Kris with huge christmas dinner (Photo credit: mrlerone)

What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’

Husband (in all fairness, not mine):

A man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.

What do you call a bunch of Grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?

Santa caught in a revolving door.

What goes oh oh oh?

Santa walking backwards.

What’s it called when Father Christmas takes a rest?

Santa Pause

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

Who sings ‘White Christmas’ then explodes?

Bang Crosby

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Be naughty – save Santa the trip.

From manwalksintoajoke.

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11 Responses to “Joke 639”

  1. Tom (Aquatom1968) December 22, 2012 at 04:12 #

    Ook… I got caught in a revolving door once, when I worked in Birmingham… the rumour had been going around for ages but I never thought for one minute that I’d be involved…

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  2. terry1954 December 22, 2012 at 04:12 #

    haha so cute!!!

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  3. slpmartin December 22, 2012 at 05:11 #

    I certainly hope Father Christmas isn’t reading your blog…if he is…you might expect a bit of coal in that socking of yours. 🙂

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  4. vivinfrance December 22, 2012 at 08:34 #

    Brussels Sprouts are my favourite veg, specially with chestnuts. Jock wines.

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  5. sarsm December 22, 2012 at 09:39 #

    These would be great for home-made Christmas crackers!! (I keep wanting to make crackers, you can’t get them here, but I still haven’t got around to it).

    And if that were mine, he would be ex-husband. 😉

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  6. benzeknees December 22, 2012 at 10:02 #

    Hahahahaha or should it be Hohohohohoho

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  7. viveka December 23, 2012 at 22:33 #

    Be naughty – save Santa the trip. has been one of my favorites for years …. suits me!
    And I don’t like Brussels sprouts. !!!

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