christmas paint (Photo credit: cassie_bedfordgolf)
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Nativity (Photo credit: Secret Tenerife)
8 Responses to “Joke 642”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
NUT! 😉 Read my comment to your spider story, please. Thanks. 🙂
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I did 😀
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Just wander if you had anything extra in you eggnog before posting that joke…have a wonderful Boxer Day.
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It’s actually called ‘Boxing’ Day but, if we have enough eggnog, your description will probably be more accurate 🙂
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And a very Merry Christmas to you too Linda!
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Ho ho ho
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Um!
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Linda, I hope you and your trimmings had a magical day and that Santa has been good to you all.
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