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The Drooping Housewife

27 Dec
Pajama

Pajama (Photo credit: Ramona.Forcella)

Apologies that I have not yet responded to your comments or visited your blogs.  I am what is technically known as ‘knackered’.  

Quite apart from the Christmas build-up and all the work involved, we have had a lot of (welcome) visitors, including on Christmas Eve and Boxing Day.

Tory Boy arrived late on Sunday night and left at seven this morning – the first time in about six years that he hasn’t worked Christmas Eve and Boxing Day.  I was afraid I would oversleep and miss saying goodbye so of course I woke up every hour and I feel like a zombie this morning.  I managed a couple of hours on the couch, when I fell asleep watching TV.

I have decided to take a pyjama day.  I promise to wash and brush my teeth so I don’t smell, but I’m not getting dressed.  I’m going to catch up on some TV and eat leftovers.

You are welcome to visit, but bring your dressing gown and slippers.

 

Joke 644

27 Dec
The Swimming Cat.

The Swimming Cat. (Photo credit: Counselman Collection)

A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake.  Who won?

One Two Thee, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

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By the comedian Jo Brand

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