There are two fish in a tank.
My 10G Fish Tank (Photo credit: Miwok.)
One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this?”
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Thanks to Gabrielle Bryden for letting me use this one.
9 Responses to “Joke 646”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
I must take the fifth (http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/I+take+the+Fifth) on this joke.
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I know the fifth! I watch American law dramas 🙂
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In keeping with the season – hohohohohohohohohohohohoho!
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Ha ha! One of my favourite ‘oldies’! 🙂
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Good one … I felt like that fish for a couple of days now *smile. With mum’s journeys back and forward to hospitals. How was driving that show ?????
Hopefully the train I’m on just now have driver ????!!!!
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Oh my goodness. . . thanks for bringing us a continuing supply of humour throughout the year! Merry Christmas!
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I think I need to be well tanked for this one!
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😀 😀 😀
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😆
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