Joke 647

30 Dec
House on Fire Ruin II

House on Fire Ruin II (Photo credit: snowpeak)

A jobbing actor comes home to find his house has burned down.  His sobbing, injured wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.

“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang.  It was your agent.  Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire.  It went up so quickly.  Everything is gone; we’ve lost everything!  I nearly didn’t make it out of the house.  The poor cat is—”

“Wait, wait!  Back up a minute,” the actor says. “My agent called?”

 

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5 Responses to “Joke 647”

  1. terry1954 December 30, 2012 at 04:03 #

    hehe, funny one

    Like

  2. lenwilliamscarver December 30, 2012 at 04:05 #

    typical actor …his poor wife

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  3. siggiofmaine December 30, 2012 at 05:26 #

    sigh, second thought (big) SIGH

    Like

  4. Grannymar December 30, 2012 at 09:47 #

    Snow joke! 😆 Sorry I just read the caption on the photo!

    Like

  5. viveka December 30, 2012 at 20:06 #

    Good one … !!!! Poor cat!

    Like

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