Joke 648

31 Dec
The worse fish (fake!)

The worse fish (fake!) (Photo credit: The PIX-JOCKEY’s FAKE SHOW by Roberto Rizzato)

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits

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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name That Tuna

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Where do fish wash?

In a river basin

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What do you call a literary fish?

Salmon Rushdie

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

Its scales

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What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the Kipper

 

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14 Responses to “Joke 648”

  1. siggiofmaine December 31, 2012 at 04:25 #

    Big SIGH…and you know I’m going to repeat them all !
    Wishing you a very Happy and Prosperous New Year ☺

    Thanks for all the cheer you spread all year long… appreciate you visiting my blog and writing comments… I know you are a busy busy woman.

    Peace and love,
    Siggi

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  2. Grannymar December 31, 2012 at 07:51 #

    What a fishy end to the year! I hope 2013 proves healthy, happy and prosperous for you and yours! Happy New year!

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  3. vivinfrance December 31, 2012 at 12:01 #

    Mwah for my fishy friend.

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  4. Pseu December 31, 2012 at 13:12 #

    I’ve haddock enough of these jokes, They are making me crabby.

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  5. adinparadise December 31, 2012 at 18:06 #

    Oh dear, Tilly. 😀 Wishing you a very happy New Year, and looking forward to many more smiles and groans from your blog in 2013. 🙂 xx

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  6. slpmartin December 31, 2012 at 18:13 #

    Here’s wishing you and yours a very Happy and Prosperous New Year!

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  7. terry1954 December 31, 2012 at 18:25 #

    Yucky, was that a fish inside a fish????? yucky!!!! Hey on the more serious side, have a wonderful New Year’s Eve!!!

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  8. Yulia January 2, 2013 at 12:52 #

    I thought the picture is real 😀
    Happy New Year, Tilly…

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