Joke 648

The worse fish (fake!) (Photo credit: The PIX-JOCKEY’s FAKE SHOW by Roberto Rizzato)

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits

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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name That Tuna

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Where do fish wash?

In a river basin

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What do you call a literary fish?

Salmon Rushdie

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

Its scales

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What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the Kipper