The worse fish (fake!) (Photo credit: The PIX-JOCKEY’s FAKE SHOW by Roberto Rizzato)
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits
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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?
Birdsthigh fish fingers
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What TV game show do fish like best?
Name That Tuna
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Where do fish wash?
In a river basin
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What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon Rushdie
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What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales
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What fish do road-menders use?
Pneumatic krill
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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper
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Big SIGH…and you know I’m going to repeat them all !
Wishing you a very Happy and Prosperous New Year ☺
Thanks for all the cheer you spread all year long… appreciate you visiting my blog and writing comments… I know you are a busy busy woman.
Peace and love,
Siggi
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What a fishy end to the year! I hope 2013 proves healthy, happy and prosperous for you and yours! Happy New year!
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Mwah for my fishy friend.
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I’ve haddock enough of these jokes, They are making me crabby.
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🙂
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Stop that now. You should know your plaice.
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😀
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I’ll clam up then.
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😀 😀 😀
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Oh dear, Tilly. 😀 Wishing you a very happy New Year, and looking forward to many more smiles and groans from your blog in 2013. 🙂 xx
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Here’s wishing you and yours a very Happy and Prosperous New Year!
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Yucky, was that a fish inside a fish????? yucky!!!! Hey on the more serious side, have a wonderful New Year’s Eve!!!
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I thought the picture is real 😀
Happy New Year, Tilly…
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And to you, Yulia!
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