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Six Word Saturday

5 Jan

I’m watching

The Big Bang Theory

The complete box set was my Christmas present from Tory Boy (excellent child!).

The show is about a socially inept group of nerds, some of whom live together.

They love Star Trek, Doctor Who, Harry Potter and gaming.  

They spend most of their time on computers and/or eating.

They are awkward and demanding know-it-alls.

They have peculiar rules and rituals which baffle outsiders.

I think it’s based on my family.

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Joke 653

5 Jan
Dare to Be Stupid

Dare to Be Stupid (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Thanks to KiwiDutch‘s young daughter for this one.

If you know children who would like their jokes published, I’d be happy to receive them (the jokes, not the kids).
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I knew a girl who was so stupid that
  • She called me to get my phone number.
  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
  • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
  • She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • She tried to drown a fish.
  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • She asked for a price check at the pound store.
  • She studied for a blood test.
  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home.
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