Joke 653

5 Jan
Dare to Be Stupid

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Thanks to KiwiDutch‘s young daughter for this one.

If you know children who would like their jokes published, I’d be happy to receive them (the jokes, not the kids).
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I knew a girl who was so stupid that
  • She called me to get my phone number.
  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
  • She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
  • She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • She tried to drown a fish.
  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • She tripped over a cordless phone.
  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • She asked for a price check at the pound store.
  • She studied for a blood test.
  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home.
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10 Responses to “Joke 653”

  1. terry1954 January 5, 2013 at 04:18 #

    oh my gosh those were fabulous! thanks for sharing with me!!

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  2. adinparadise January 5, 2013 at 05:22 #

    Hehehe. My bedtime laughs came through again. 🙂

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  3. Kylie January 5, 2013 at 05:38 #

    Funny, funny, and funny! Did she come up with these herself??

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  4. Musings January 5, 2013 at 07:35 #

    Too funny! I had to take a break and stop by. Thank you for the laughter.

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  5. kiwidutch January 5, 2013 at 11:32 #

    Kiwi Daughter was very pleased to see you enjoyed these as much as she did. (she was sent them in an email from a friend and we all sat giggling… corn, puns, funny!)

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  6. mairedubhtx January 5, 2013 at 14:47 #

    I can only groan, these are so bad.

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  7. vivinfrance January 6, 2013 at 11:17 #

    Some of these are fabulous and others are groanworthy! The problem this stupid girl (old bat) has is to work out which.

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  8. Grannymar January 6, 2013 at 22:18 #

    My favourite:- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’

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  9. viveka January 7, 2013 at 14:45 #

    Was she .. one of those blondes??? Thanks for the big .. smile

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